Sex with Food

This is also a Day 131 photo, but it was close to dark at the time I took it. This was a 3-second exposure without a tripod. Sorry. I took this because I needed to announce the crap that's below, but I've been told never to have text at the top of the site. Now for the news:

I just Googled "Sex with Food" (in quotes) and came up empty. Then I Yahoo'd it. Nothing. Then I MSN'd it and guess what came up on the first page of returns?

The World According to LaTuFu

That's because of his recent entry that DESCRIBED THIS SITE. Hey LaTuFu, I hate you. By the way, I finally came up in the returns, but it was on the fourth page. Then I decided to go to the ultimate search engine for scary stuff: http://blogsearch.google.com The second most popular result? LaTuFu's. Hey LaTuFu, did I mention I hate you?

But I was third, so that's cool. Maybe if I add a couple more "Sex with Food" lines, I'll be good.
Sex with Food
Food Porn
I Love Sex with Food
I Love Food Porn
Prom from Hell Sex with Food
Prom from Hell Food Porn
Carolina Trash Sex with Food
Carolina Trash Food Porn
CTrH3 Sex with Food
CTrH3 Food Porn
"Sex with Food"
"Food Porn"

If you don't understand what the hell I'm talking about, please go here:
http://bibmix.blogspot.com/2006/03/qa-with-lf.html

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[Update: 9 May 06 - Google is finally listing me for "Sex with Food." On page 32. I'm in the 300's, people. I hate everyone.]

[Update: 8 May 06 - #13 on Yahoo. Hell yeah. But wait... Ear Shot just put "Sex with Food" on his site multiple times just to spite me, and entered the charts at #8 on Google. I hate everyone.]

[Update: 1 May 06 - I am the #6 return on MSN for "Sex with Food."
Yahoo refuses to acknowledge my heinous trickery.]

[Update: 22 April 05 - I'm now #1 on Google's Blogsearch for "Sex with Food."]