The Idea

The idea to donate a year-old mix for 2006 came from Ass Spelunker, who showed up to Prom 2005 with year-old milk. (That was probably a reason the fried-turkey oil we got bibbed with also smelled like vomit.)

Red Breast and I devised the recipe on the drive home from Fayetteville and figured it would be a good idea to start the mix that night, so the vile cuncockshun in the jar could fully stretch the entire year.

If you don't know what a bib looks like, here it is.

Rhino knows how to bring a bib to his master.



Hey, hold it. This bear isn't cute. This bear is bad-ass. His hash name is Rhino, and he'll tear your intestines out if you talk baby-talk around him or say his owner is a pussy. Grrrr...