This is what happens when a dog addresses a box. Yes, the Terrible Trio came from a non-human, and I kept it a secret from all of you until now. I'm crafty like that.
No post-mixing mold. Yet.
The side of the container.
Here is the container with the liquid in it. It looks like all the half and half floated to the top. Notice the two different colors. I added more half and half the other day, and it actually stayed on top of the old half and half.
The side of the liquid container.
This is what the liquid looked like after I put the blended Terrible Trio on top. It actually sat on top of the half and half "raft." Some of the brown liquid washed up over the top.
The blended Terrible Trio on top of the other blended foodstuffs.
Note the color similarities. BORING. At least until the mold starts.
Every December, the Carolina Trash holds its annual Prom from Hell in Fayetteville, NC.
This is one of the occasions throughout the year where the Trash gives a few of its
loyal hashers a bib soaked in a combination of every disgusting substance imaginable, except bodily fluids.
But to walk away with their bibs, the hashers also get showered with the remaining mix, as well as
large amounts of flour and a flood of beer. Thanks to an idea from the infamous Ass Spelunker, the
fear-inducing foodstuffs in these photos were combined in a number of drastic ways over an entire year to create
highly suspect containers full of funk. What we ended up with was a single jar full of the most horrific substance imagineable.
The smell? Worse than death itself. Loyal hashers, this was the humble donation to the 2006 Bib Mix.
And these pages tell the story. Be afraid.
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