Day 261
Thankfully, there are always a few pair of pantyhose at the house. Which means there are always a few bug screens at the house. The chicken dinner looks exactly like it did three days ago. That is confusing the Drunken Scientist Committee because it's been 90 degrees here during the day.
Day 243
Crap. I was just pre-mixing for Shoot the Hooch... the event put on by the co-founder of the Drunken Scientist Committee... I was trying to create a homemade bloody mary mix with real tomato juice and my container of celery salt exploded. Maybe I'll leave all that crap sit there on the floor until after the event and add it to the bib mix.